=^..^= A new emoticon. The Kitty Cat. The oceanographer is in 8-)
Sunday School is in the downstairs part of the church. A small room with a table and a bunch of chairs. My Sunday School teacher is a 8-foot tall person smushed down to the height of 5 feet. She is an opthamaligast and has grey hair and always wears a nightgown-like (really ugly) dress. She is very funny (not funny to be with, funny to look at) and very christan. Anyway, being the second oldest in the class, Ann Mott (my teacher) said:
Ann: Today we are going to learn the story of David and Bathsheba!
Dan: Oohh, I love this story!
Alex: Do you know every story in the bible?
Dan: Who doesn't know the story of David and Bathsheba?
(at this point the story starts, but to many students are talking)
Ann: I have a loonie for the person who answers the questions right!
(that shut them up)
Ann: Dan, can you read the first verse?
Dan: Sure. blah, blah, blah.
Alex: blah... blah... blah.
(and so on)
Now that wasn't so bad was it? WRONG. For the first time, Ann actually bribed us, but never did give anybody a loonie.
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Posted by Dan to Abarbablog at 1/31/2005 09:46:33 AM