Tuesday, December 07, 2004

As most of you know, it is very hard to find morals in my life. However...

One Day Katelyn discovered that she didn't have any clean laundry. "Oh no" she thought "Well, I guess I'd better do a load then" So she did. She put all her t-shirts in the load. She put all of her pairs of pants in the load. She put all her socks on the load. She put all her sweatshirts in the load. She put all the rest of her clothes in the load. Then she went into the bathroom, took the towel off the hook, and added that to the load as well. After her load was dry, she changed out of her pajamas that she had been wearing all day, and put some clean clothes on. Then she decided to go to Frenchys. While she was at Frenchys she tried on two wonderful pairs of pants. She purchased both of them. She also found one of her favourite books, in the original edition - hardcover with a mostly intact jacket. She purchased that as well. Quite satisfied with herself she made her way home. The rest of her day went as normal. She had a nice supper, read, and then went to bed.

The next morning she woke up to the realization that she had not put away her laundry yet. "Oh well," she thought "I'll do it later." Then she went upstairs to have breakfast. After that she was feeling a bit sluggish so she decided to exercise. She felt quite invigorated, and very sweaty so she decided to take a shower. She felt great during the shower. She washed herself all over. She started feeling squeaky clean. Just as she was rinsing her hair she chanced to look out of the shower, only to the profound realization that she should have done her laundry earlier - there was no towel on the hook. "Oh crap" she thought. After she was all rinsed she turned off the shower, resigned to the fact that she would just have to stand there until she dried off, considering the absence of both a towel and a hairdryer. Fortunately for Katelyn, Sarah chanced to have to use the bathroom, so Katelyn yelled at her to bring her a towel. She was very lucky. Sarah brought her a towel, and Katelyn dried off, but not before she was very late for lunch.

Moral: Always do your laundry


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